5 Joan Collins Horror Films You Can’t Miss

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Joan Collins is a TV icon thanks to her role in Dynasty, but her past is filled with unforgettable turns as a Scream Queen in these classic horror films

5 Joan Collins Horror Films You Can't Miss 1

While Joan Collins is now best known as the fiercely fabulous Alexis Carrington from Dynasty, there was a time when she was one of horror’s most memorable faces.

With her impeccable style, piercing gaze and a scream that could curdle milk, Collins earned her stripes as a bona fide Scream Queen.

Here are some of the films that helped her reach the pinnacle of horror royalty, each with its unique charm – and just a touch of camp.

Tales from the Crypt 1972

Joan Collins and "Santa" in Tales from the Crypt 1972.
Joan Collins and “Santa” in Tales from the Crypt 1972.

Joan Collins takes centre stage in the Tales from the Crypt segment “And All Through the House”, playing a woman whose Christmas Eve plans go awry after she murders her husband.

Unfortunately for Joan, this is the night a deranged Santa is prowling around.

It’s a deliciously macabre twist on holiday cheer, but with Collins in full melodrama mode, it’s hard to know who’s more unhinged – her or St Nick.

Still, it’s a perfect blend of chills and chuckles, and Collins’ wide-eyed panic is worth every tinsel-covered minute.

Fear in the Night 1972

Joan Collins and Judy Geeson in Fear in the Night 1972.
Joan Collins and Judy Geeson in Fear in the Night 1972.

Hammer Horror served up psychological terror with a side of Joan Collins in Fear in the Night.

As Molly Carmichael, Joan lurks ominously in the shadows, delivering lines with just enough venom to make you question everyone’s sanity – including your own.

Though the plot occasionally teeters on the edge of confusion, Joan Collins’ ability to look simultaneously glamorous and menacing makes her a standout.

It’s a film where Collins proves that even in moments of sheer terror, her eyeliner remains flawless.

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I Don’t Want to Be Born 1975

Joan Collins in I Don't Want To Be Born 1975.
Joan Collins in I Don’t Want To Be Born 1975.

And who could forget Joan’s role in I Don’t Want to Be Born (also known as The Devil Within Her)?

It’s the one where Joan battles a demon baby — yes, you read that right!

Playing a nightclub performer cursed by a vengeful dwarf, Joan’s character ends up giving birth to a devilish child.

It’s a totally bonkers premise, with dialogue that’s often unintentionally hilarious, but Joan tackles it with complete conviction.

She fights off this tiny terror while keeping her poise intact, proving she’s got the chops for any horror role — no matter how wild!

Dark Places 1973

Joan Collins and Christopher Lee in Dark Places 1973.
Joan Collins and Christopher Lee in Dark Places 1973.

In Dark Places, Joan dives into the classic “creepy mansion” genre.

She plays a treasure-hunting con artist who has a knack for the sinister, keeping audiences guessing with every twist and turn.

The film may have its slow moments, but whenever Joan is on screen, she brings a burst of energy.

She flips from charming to chilling in the blink of an eye, making every scene worth watching.

Empire of the Ants 1977

Joan Collins in Empire of the Ants 1977.
Joan Collins in Empire of the Ants 1977.

Now, who wouldn’t love Joan Collins battling giant, mutated ants?

In Empire of the Ants, she plays Marilyn Fryser, a scheming land developer who leads a group of unsuspecting clients into the lair of some seriously angry ants.

The special effects are more cheesy than terrifying, but Joan Collins’ biting wit and icy delivery steal the show.

She swats at fake ants with such panache, you can’t help but cheer for her!

Have you seen Joan Collins in any of her classic horror roles? Share your thoughts in the comments below!

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